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pleatedjeans:

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pleatedjeans:

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible


kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

posted 5 hours ago via knightcody · © kaiju3 with 70,000 notes

slytheringsnake:

You might think all those stories about Denny’s are exaggerated but one time me and my family were bailing my cousin out of jail and we stopped at Denny’s for coffee and this homeless man tried to break through the window using his fists


destielsvessel:

mischievouschaos:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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literally how the fuck is that damaged

please tell me you’re keeping it that way


fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

oh my goddude

outerspacecake:

love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world

like let’s not pretend curvy is a synonym for fat curvy is literally just this one specific socially acceptable way to be fat and I am getting increasingly frustrated about it


slytheringsnake:

they taught me how to write and draw on cakes at work do you realize how much power i have i can draw a ding dong and nobody can stop me until it’s too late


sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

me

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

penis-hunger-games:

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

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There we go.